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| 1 | For a time - at all events until my book should be completed, which
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| 2 | would be the work of several months - I took up my abode in my
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| 3 | aunt's house at Dover; and there, sitting in the window from which
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| 4 | I had looked out at the moon upon the sea, when that roof first
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| 5 | gave me shelter, I quietly pursued my task.
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| 6 | In pursuance of my intention of referring to my own fictions only
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| 7 | when their course should incidentally connect itself with the
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| 8 | progress of my story, I do not enter on the aspirations, the
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| 9 | delights, anxieties, and triumphs of my art. That I truly devoted
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| 10 | myself to it with my strongest earnestness, and bestowed upon it
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| 11 | every energy of my soul, I have already said. If the books I have
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| 12 | written be of any worth, they will supply the rest. I shall
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| 13 | otherwise have written to poor purpose, and the rest will be of
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| 14 | interest to no one.
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| 15 | Occasionally, I went to London; to lose myself in the swarm of life
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| 16 | there, or to consult with Traddles on some business point. He had
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| 17 | managed for me, in my absence, with the soundest judgement; and my
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| 18 | worldly affairs were prospering. As my notoriety began to bring
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| 19 | upon me an enormous quantity of letters from people of whom I had
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| 20 | no knowledge - chiefly about nothing, and extremely difficult to
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| 21 | answer - I agreed with Traddles to have my name painted up on his
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| 22 | door. There, the devoted postman on that beat delivered bushels of
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| 23 | letters for me; and there, at intervals, I laboured through them,
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| 24 | like a Home Secretary of State without the salary.
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| 25 | Among this correspondence, there dropped in, every now and then, an
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| 26 | obliging proposal from one of the numerous outsiders always lurking
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| 27 | about the Commons, to practise under cover of my name (if I would
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| 28 | take the necessary steps remaining to make a proctor of myself),
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| 29 | and pay me a percentage on the profits. But I declined these
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| 30 | offers; being already aware that there were plenty of such covert
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| 31 | practitioners in existence, and considering the Commons quite bad
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| 32 | enough, without my doing anything to make it worse.
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| 33 | The girls had gone home, when my name burst into bloom on
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| 34 | Traddles's door; and the sharp boy looked, all day, as if he had
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| 35 | never heard of Sophy, shut up in a back room, glancing down from
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| 36 | her work into a sooty little strip of garden with a pump in it.
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| 37 | But there I always found her, the same bright housewife; often
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| 38 | humming her Devonshire ballads when no strange foot was coming up
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| 39 | the stairs, and blunting the sharp boy in his official closet with
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| 40 | melody.
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| 41 | I wondered, at first, why I so often found Sophy writing in a
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| 42 | copy-book; and why she always shut it up when I appeared, and
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| 43 | hurried it into the table-drawer. But the secret soon came out.
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| 44 | One day, Traddles (who had just come home through the drizzling
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| 45 | sleet from Court) took a paper out of his desk, and asked me what
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| 46 | I thought of that handwriting?
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| 47 | 'Oh, DON'T, Tom!' cried Sophy, who was warming his slippers before
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| 48 | the fire.
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| 49 | 'My dear,' returned Tom, in a delighted state, 'why not? What do
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| 50 | you say to that writing, Copperfield?'
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| 51 | 'It's extraordinarily legal and formal,' said I. 'I don't think I
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| 52 | ever saw such a stiff hand.'
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| 53 | 'Not like a lady's hand, is it?' said Traddles.
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| 54 | 'A lady's!' I repeated. 'Bricks and mortar are more like a lady's
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| 55 | hand!'
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| 56 | Traddles broke into a rapturous laugh, and informed me that it was
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| 57 | Sophy's writing; that Sophy had vowed and declared he would need a
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| 58 | copying-clerk soon, and she would be that clerk; that she had
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| 59 | acquired this hand from a pattern; and that she could throw off -
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| 60 | I forget how many folios an hour. Sophy was very much confused by
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| 61 | my being told all this, and said that when 'Tom' was made a judge
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| 62 | he wouldn't be so ready to proclaim it. Which 'Tom' denied;
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| 63 | averring that he should always be equally proud of it, under all
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| 64 | circumstances.
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| 65 | 'What a thoroughly good and charming wife she is, my dear
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| 66 | Traddles!' said I, when she had gone away, laughing.
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| 67 | 'My dear Copperfield,' returned Traddles, 'she is, without any
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| 68 | exception, the dearest girl! The way she manages this place; her
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| 69 | punctuality, domestic knowledge, economy, and order; her
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| 70 | cheerfulness, Copperfield!'
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| 71 | 'Indeed, you have reason to commend her!' I returned. 'You are a
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| 72 | happy fellow. I believe you make yourselves, and each other, two
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| 73 | of the happiest people in the world.'
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| 74 | 'I am sure we ARE two of the happiest people,' returned Traddles.
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| 75 | 'I admit that, at all events. Bless my soul, when I see her
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| 76 | getting up by candle-light on these dark mornings, busying herself
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| 77 | in the day's arrangements, going out to market before the clerks
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| 78 | come into the Inn, caring for no weather, devising the most capital
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| 79 | little dinners out of the plainest materials, making puddings and
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| 80 | pies, keeping everything in its right place, always so neat and
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| 81 | ornamental herself, sitting up at night with me if it's ever so
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| 82 | late, sweet-tempered and encouraging always, and all for me, I
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| 83 | positively sometimes can't believe it, Copperfield!'
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| 84 | He was tender of the very slippers she had been warming, as he put
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| 85 | them on, and stretched his feet enjoyingly upon the fender.
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| 86 | 'I positively sometimes can't believe it,' said Traddles. 'Then
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| 87 | our pleasures! Dear me, they are inexpensive, but they are quite
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| 88 | wonderful! When we are at home here, of an evening, and shut the
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| 89 | outer door, and draw those curtains - which she made - where could
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| 90 | we be more snug? When it's fine, and we go out for a walk in the
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| 91 | evening, the streets abound in enjoyment for us. We look into the
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| 92 | glittering windows of the jewellers' shops; and I show Sophy which
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| 93 | of the diamond-eyed serpents, coiled up on white satin rising
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| 94 | grounds, I would give her if I could afford it; and Sophy shows me
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| 95 | which of the gold watches that are capped and jewelled and
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| 96 | engine-turned, and possessed of the horizontal lever-
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| 97 | escape-movement, and all sorts of things, she would buy for me if
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| 98 | she could afford it; and we pick out the spoons and forks,
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| 99 | fish-slices, butter-knives, and sugar-tongs, we should both prefer
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| 100 | if we could both afford it; and really we go away as if we had got
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| 101 | them! Then, when we stroll into the squares, and great streets, and
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| 102 | see a house to let, sometimes we look up at it, and say, how would
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| 103 | THAT do, if I was made a judge? And we parcel it out - such a room
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| 104 | for us, such rooms for the girls, and so forth; until we settle to
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| 105 | our satisfaction that it would do, or it wouldn't do, as the case
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| 106 | may be. Sometimes, we go at half-price to the pit of the theatre
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| 107 | - the very smell of which is cheap, in my opinion, at the money -
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| 108 | and there we thoroughly enjoy the play: which Sophy believes every
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| 109 | word of, and so do I. In walking home, perhaps we buy a little bit
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| 110 | of something at a cook's-shop, or a little lobster at the
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| 111 | fishmongers, and bring it here, and make a splendid supper,
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| 112 | chatting about what we have seen. Now, you know, Copperfield, if
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| 113 | I was Lord Chancellor, we couldn't do this!'
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| 114 | 'You would do something, whatever you were, my dear Traddles,'
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| 115 | thought I, 'that would be pleasant and amiable. And by the way,'
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| 116 | I said aloud, 'I suppose you never draw any skeletons now?'
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| 117 | 'Really,' replied Traddles, laughing, and reddening, 'I can't
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| 118 | wholly deny that I do, my dear Copperfield. For being in one of
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| 119 | the back rows of the King's Bench the other day, with a pen in my
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| 120 | hand, the fancy came into my head to try how I had preserved that
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| 121 | accomplishment. And I am afraid there's a skeleton - in a wig - on
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| 122 | the ledge of the desk.'
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| 123 | After we had both laughed heartily, Traddles wound up by looking
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| 124 | with a smile at the fire, and saying, in his forgiving way, 'Old
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| 125 | Creakle!'
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| 126 | 'I have a letter from that old - Rascal here,' said I. For I never
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| 127 | was less disposed to forgive him the way he used to batter
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| 128 | Traddles, than when I saw Traddles so ready to forgive him himself.
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| 129 | 'From Creakle the schoolmaster?' exclaimed Traddles. 'No!'
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| 130 | 'Among the persons who are attracted to me in my rising fame and
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| 131 | fortune,' said I, looking over my letters, 'and who discover that
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| 132 | they were always much attached to me, is the self-same Creakle. He
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| 133 | is not a schoolmaster now, Traddles. He is retired. He is a
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| 134 | Middlesex Magistrate.'
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| 135 | I thought Traddles might be surprised to hear it, but he was not so
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| 136 | at all.
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| 137 | 'How do you suppose he comes to be a Middlesex Magistrate?' said I.
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| 138 | 'Oh dear me!' replied Traddles, 'it would be very difficult to
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| 139 | answer that question. Perhaps he voted for somebody, or lent money
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| 140 | to somebody, or bought something of somebody, or otherwise obliged
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| 141 | somebody, or jobbed for somebody, who knew somebody who got the
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| 142 | lieutenant of the county to nominate him for the commission.'
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| 143 | 'On the commission he is, at any rate,' said I. 'And he writes to
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| 144 | me here, that he will be glad to show me, in operation, the only
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| 145 | true system of prison discipline; the only unchallengeable way of
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| 146 | making sincere and lasting converts and penitents - which, you
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| 147 | know, is by solitary confinement. What do you say?'
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| 148 | 'To the system?' inquired Traddles, looking grave.
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| 149 | 'No. To my accepting the offer, and your going with me?'
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| 150 | 'I don't object,' said Traddles.
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| 151 | 'Then I'll write to say so. You remember (to say nothing of our
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| 152 | treatment) this same Creakle turning his son out of doors, I
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| 153 | suppose, and the life he used to lead his wife and daughter?'
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| 154 | 'Perfectly,' said Traddles.
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| 155 | 'Yet, if you'll read his letter, you'll find he is the tenderest of
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| 156 | men to prisoners convicted of the whole calendar of felonies,' said
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| 157 | I; 'though I can't find that his tenderness extends to any other
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| 158 | class of created beings.'
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| 159 | Traddles shrugged his shoulders, and was not at all surprised. I
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| 160 | had not expected him to be, and was not surprised myself; or my
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| 161 | observation of similar practical satires would have been but
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| 162 | scanty. We arranged the time of our visit, and I wrote accordingly
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| 163 | to Mr. Creakle that evening.
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| 164 | On the appointed day - I think it was the next day, but no matter
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| 165 | - Traddles and I repaired to the prison where Mr. Creakle was
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| 166 | powerful. It was an immense and solid building, erected at a vast
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| 167 | expense. I could not help thinking, as we approached the gate,
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| 168 | what an uproar would have been made in the country, if any deluded
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| 169 | man had proposed to spend one half the money it had cost, on the
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| 170 | erection of an industrial school for the young, or a house of
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| 171 | refuge for the deserving old.
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| 172 | In an office that might have been on the ground-floor of the Tower
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| 173 | of Babel, it was so massively constructed, we were presented to our
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| 174 | old schoolmaster; who was one of a group, composed of two or three
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| 175 | of the busier sort of magistrates, and some visitors they had
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| 176 | brought. He received me, like a man who had formed my mind in
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| 177 | bygone years, and had always loved me tenderly. On my introducing
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| 178 | Traddles, Mr. Creakle expressed, in like manner, but in an inferior
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| 179 | degree, that he had always been Traddles's guide, philosopher, and
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| 180 | friend. Our venerable instructor was a great deal older, and not
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| 181 | improved in appearance. His face was as fiery as ever; his eyes
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| 182 | were as small, and rather deeper set. The scanty, wet-looking grey
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| 183 | hair, by which I remembered him, was almost gone; and the thick
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| 184 | veins in his bald head were none the more agreeable to look at.
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| 185 | After some conversation among these gentlemen, from which I might
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| 186 | have supposed that there was nothing in the world to be
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| 187 | legitimately taken into account but the supreme comfort of
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| 188 | prisoners, at any expense, and nothing on the wide earth to be done
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| 189 | outside prison-doors, we began our inspection. It being then just
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| 190 | dinner-time, we went, first into the great kitchen, where every
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| 191 | prisoner's dinner was in course of being set out separately (to be
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| 192 | handed to him in his cell), with the regularity and precision of
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| 193 | clock-work. I said aside, to Traddles, that I wondered whether it
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| 194 | occurred to anybody, that there was a striking contrast between
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| 195 | these plentiful repasts of choice quality, and the dinners, not to
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| 196 | say of paupers, but of soldiers, sailors, labourers, the great bulk
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| 197 | of the honest, working community; of whom not one man in five
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| 198 | hundred ever dined half so well. But I learned that the 'system'
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| 199 | required high living; and, in short, to dispose of the system, once
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| 200 | for all, I found that on that head and on all others, 'the system'
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| 201 | put an end to all doubts, and disposed of all anomalies. Nobody
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| 202 | appeared to have the least idea that there was any other system,
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| 203 | but THE system, to be considered.
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| 204 | As we were going through some of the magnificent passages, I
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| 205 | inquired of Mr. Creakle and his friends what were supposed to be
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| 206 | the main advantages of this all-governing and universally
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| 207 | over-riding system? I found them to be the perfect isolation of
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| 208 | prisoners - so that no one man in confinement there, knew anything
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| 209 | about another; and the reduction of prisoners to a wholesome state
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| 210 | of mind, leading to sincere contrition and repentance.
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| 211 | Now, it struck me, when we began to visit individuals in their
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| 212 | cells, and to traverse the passages in which those cells were, and
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| 213 | to have the manner of the going to chapel and so forth, explained
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| 214 | to us, that there was a strong probability of the prisoners knowing
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| 215 | a good deal about each other, and of their carrying on a pretty
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| 216 | complete system of intercourse. This, at the time I write, has
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| 217 | been proved, I believe, to be the case; but, as it would have been
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| 218 | flat blasphemy against the system to have hinted such a doubt then,
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| 219 | I looked out for the penitence as diligently as I could.
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| 220 | And here again, I had great misgivings. I found as prevalent a
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| 221 | fashion in the form of the penitence, as I had left outside in the
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| 222 | forms of the coats and waistcoats in the windows of the tailors'
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| 223 | shops. I found a vast amount of profession, varying very little in
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| 224 | character: varying very little (which I thought exceedingly
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| 225 | suspicious), even in words. I found a great many foxes,
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| 226 | disparaging whole vineyards of inaccessible grapes; but I found
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| 227 | very few foxes whom I would have trusted within reach of a bunch.
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| 228 | Above all, I found that the most professing men were the greatest
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| 229 | objects of interest; and that their conceit, their vanity, their
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| 230 | want of excitement, and their love of deception (which many of them
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| 231 | possessed to an almost incredible extent, as their histories
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| 232 | showed), all prompted to these professions, and were all gratified
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| 233 | by them.
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| 234 | However, I heard so repeatedly, in the course of our goings to and
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| 235 | fro, of a certain Number Twenty Seven, who was the Favourite, and
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| 236 | who really appeared to be a Model Prisoner, that I resolved to
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| 237 | suspend my judgement until I should see Twenty Seven. Twenty
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| 238 | Eight, I understood, was also a bright particular star; but it was
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| 239 | his misfortune to have his glory a little dimmed by the
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| 240 | extraordinary lustre of Twenty Seven. I heard so much of Twenty
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| 241 | Seven, of his pious admonitions to everybody around him, and of the
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| 242 | beautiful letters he constantly wrote to his mother (whom he seemed
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| 243 | to consider in a very bad way), that I became quite impatient to
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| 244 | see him.
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| 245 | I had to restrain my impatience for some time, on account of Twenty
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| 246 | Seven being reserved for a concluding effect. But, at last, we
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| 247 | came to the door of his cell; and Mr. Creakle, looking through a
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| 248 | little hole in it, reported to us, in a state of the greatest
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| 249 | admiration, that he was reading a Hymn Book.
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| 250 | There was such a rush of heads immediately, to see Number Twenty
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| 251 | Seven reading his Hymn Book, that the little hole was blocked up,
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| 252 | six or seven heads deep. To remedy this inconvenience, and give us
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| 253 | an opportunity of conversing with Twenty Seven in all his purity,
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| 254 | Mr. Creakle directed the door of the cell to be unlocked, and
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| 255 | Twenty Seven to be invited out into the passage. This was done;
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| 256 | and whom should Traddles and I then behold, to our amazement, in
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| 257 | this converted Number Twenty Seven, but Uriah Heep!
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| 258 | He knew us directly; and said, as he came out - with the old
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| 259 | writhe, -
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| 260 | 'How do you do, Mr. Copperfield? How do you do, Mr. Traddles?'
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| 261 | This recognition caused a general admiration in the party. I
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| 262 | rather thought that everyone was struck by his not being proud, and
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| 263 | taking notice of us.
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| 264 | 'Well, Twenty Seven,' said Mr. Creakle, mournfully admiring him.
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| 265 | 'How do you find yourself today?'
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| 266 | 'I am very umble, sir!' replied Uriah Heep.
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| 267 | 'You are always so, Twenty Seven,' said Mr. Creakle.
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| 268 | Here, another gentleman asked, with extreme anxiety: 'Are you quite
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| 269 | comfortable?'
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| 270 | 'Yes, I thank you, sir!' said Uriah Heep, looking in that
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| 271 | direction. 'Far more comfortable here, than ever I was outside.
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| 272 | I see my follies, now, sir. That's what makes me comfortable.'
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| 273 | Several gentlemen were much affected; and a third questioner,
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| 274 | forcing himself to the front, inquired with extreme feeling: 'How
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| 275 | do you find the beef?'
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| 276 | 'Thank you, sir,' replied Uriah, glancing in the new direction of
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| 277 | this voice, 'it was tougher yesterday than I could wish; but it's
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| 278 | my duty to bear. I have committed follies, gentlemen,' said Uriah,
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| 279 | looking round with a meek smile, 'and I ought to bear the
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| 280 | consequences without repining.'
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| 281 | A murmur, partly of gratification at Twenty Seven's celestial state
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| 282 | of mind, and partly of indignation against the Contractor who had
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| 283 | given him any cause of complaint (a note of which was immediately
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| 284 | made by Mr. Creakle), having subsided, Twenty Seven stood in the
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| 285 | midst of us, as if he felt himself the principal object of merit in
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| 286 | a highly meritorious museum. That we, the neophytes, might have an
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| 287 | excess of light shining upon us all at once, orders were given to
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| 288 | let out Twenty Eight.
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| 289 | I had been so much astonished already, that I only felt a kind of
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| 290 | resigned wonder when Mr. Littimer walked forth, reading a good
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| 291 | book!
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| 292 | 'Twenty Eight,' said a gentleman in spectacles, who had not yet
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| 293 | spoken, 'you complained last week, my good fellow, of the cocoa.
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| 294 | How has it been since?'
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| 295 | 'I thank you, sir,' said Mr. Littimer, 'it has been better made.
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| 296 | If I might take the liberty of saying so, sir, I don't think the
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| 297 | milk which is boiled with it is quite genuine; but I am aware, sir,
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| 298 | that there is a great adulteration of milk, in London, and that the
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| 299 | article in a pure state is difficult to be obtained.'
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| 300 | It appeared to me that the gentleman in spectacles backed his
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| 301 | Twenty Eight against Mr. Creakle's Twenty Seven, for each of them
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| 302 | took his own man in hand.
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| 303 | 'What is your state of mind, Twenty Eight?' said the questioner in
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| 304 | spectacles.
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| 305 | 'I thank you, sir,' returned Mr. Littimer; 'I see my follies now,
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| 306 | sir. I am a good deal troubled when I think of the sins of my
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| 307 | former companions, sir; but I trust they may find forgiveness.'
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| 308 | 'You are quite happy yourself?' said the questioner, nodding
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| 309 | encouragement.
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| 310 | 'I am much obliged to you, sir,' returned Mr. Littimer. 'Perfectly
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| 311 | so.'
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| 312 | 'Is there anything at all on your mind now?' said the questioner.
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| 313 | 'If so, mention it, Twenty Eight.'
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| 314 | 'Sir,' said Mr. Littimer, without looking up, 'if my eyes have not
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| 315 | deceived me, there is a gentleman present who was acquainted with
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| 316 | me in my former life. It may be profitable to that gentleman to
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| 317 | know, sir, that I attribute my past follies, entirely to having
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| 318 | lived a thoughtless life in the service of young men; and to having
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| 319 | allowed myself to be led by them into weaknesses, which I had not
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| 320 | the strength to resist. I hope that gentleman will take warning,
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| 321 | sir, and will not be offended at my freedom. It is for his good.
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| 322 | I am conscious of my own past follies. I hope he may repent of all
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| 323 | the wickedness and sin to which he has been a party.'
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| 324 | I observed that several gentlemen were shading their eyes, each
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| 325 | with one hand, as if they had just come into church.
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| 326 | 'This does you credit, Twenty Eight,' returned the questioner. 'I
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| 327 | should have expected it of you. Is there anything else?'
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| 328 | 'Sir,' returned Mr. Littimer, slightly lifting up his eyebrows, but
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| 329 | not his eyes, 'there was a young woman who fell into dissolute
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| 330 | courses, that I endeavoured to save, sir, but could not rescue. I
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| 331 | beg that gentleman, if he has it in his power, to inform that young
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| 332 | woman from me that I forgive her her bad conduct towards myself,
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| 333 | and that I call her to repentance - if he will be so good.'
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| 334 | 'I have no doubt, Twenty Eight,' returned the questioner, 'that the
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| 335 | gentleman you refer to feels very strongly - as we all must - what
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| 336 | you have so properly said. We will not detain you.'
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| 337 | 'I thank you, sir,' said Mr. Littimer. 'Gentlemen, I wish you a
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| 338 | good day, and hoping you and your families will also see your
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| 339 | wickedness, and amend!'
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| 340 | With this, Number Twenty Eight retired, after a glance between him
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| 341 | and Uriah; as if they were not altogether unknown to each other,
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| 342 | through some medium of communication; and a murmur went round the
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| 343 | group, as his door shut upon him, that he was a most respectable
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| 344 | man, and a beautiful case.
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| 345 | 'Now, Twenty Seven,' said Mr. Creakle, entering on a clear stage
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| 346 | with his man, 'is there anything that anyone can do for you? If
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| 347 | so, mention it.'
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| 348 | 'I would umbly ask, sir,' returned Uriah, with a jerk of his
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| 349 | malevolent head, 'for leave to write again to mother.'
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| 350 | 'It shall certainly be granted,' said Mr. Creakle.
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| 351 | 'Thank you, sir! I am anxious about mother. I am afraid she ain't
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| 352 | safe.'
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| 353 | Somebody incautiously asked, what from? But there was a
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| 354 | scandalized whisper of 'Hush!'
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| 355 | 'Immortally safe, sir,' returned Uriah, writhing in the direction
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| 356 | of the voice. 'I should wish mother to be got into my state. I
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| 357 | never should have been got into my present state if I hadn't come
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| 358 | here. I wish mother had come here. It would be better for
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| 359 | everybody, if they got took up, and was brought here.'
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| 360 | This sentiment gave unbounded satisfaction - greater satisfaction,
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| 361 | I think, than anything that had passed yet.
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| 362 | 'Before I come here,' said Uriah, stealing a look at us, as if he
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| 363 | would have blighted the outer world to which we belonged, if he
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| 364 | could, 'I was given to follies; but now I am sensible of my
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| 365 | follies. There's a deal of sin outside. There's a deal of sin in
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| 366 | mother. There's nothing but sin everywhere - except here.'
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| 367 | 'You are quite changed?' said Mr. Creakle.
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| 368 | 'Oh dear, yes, sir!' cried this hopeful penitent.
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| 369 | 'You wouldn't relapse, if you were going out?' asked somebody else.
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| 370 | 'Oh de-ar no, sir!'
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| 371 | 'Well!' said Mr. Creakle, 'this is very gratifying. You have
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| 372 | addressed Mr. Copperfield, Twenty Seven. Do you wish to say
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| 373 | anything further to him?'
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| 374 | 'You knew me, a long time before I came here and was changed, Mr.
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| 375 | Copperfield,' said Uriah, looking at me; and a more villainous look
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| 376 | I never saw, even on his visage. 'You knew me when, in spite of my
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| 377 | follies, I was umble among them that was proud, and meek among them
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| 378 | that was violent - you was violent to me yourself, Mr. Copperfield.
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| 379 | Once, you struck me a blow in the face, you know.'
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| 380 | General commiseration. Several indignant glances directed at me.
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| 381 | 'But I forgive you, Mr. Copperfield,' said Uriah, making his
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| 382 | forgiving nature the subject of a most impious and awful parallel,
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| 383 | which I shall not record. 'I forgive everybody. It would ill
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| 384 | become me to bear malice. I freely forgive you, and I hope you'll
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| 385 | curb your passions in future. I hope Mr. W. will repent, and Miss
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| 386 | W., and all of that sinful lot. You've been visited with
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| 387 | affliction, and I hope it may do you good; but you'd better have
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| 388 | come here. Mr. W. had better have come here, and Miss W. too. The
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| 389 | best wish I could give you, Mr. Copperfield, and give all of you
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| 390 | gentlemen, is, that you could be took up and brought here. When I
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| 391 | think of my past follies, and my present state, I am sure it would
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| 392 | be best for you. I pity all who ain't brought here!'
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| 393 | He sneaked back into his cell, amidst a little chorus of
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| 394 | approbation; and both Traddles and I experienced a great relief
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| 395 | when he was locked in.
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| 396 | It was a characteristic feature in this repentance, that I was fain
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| 397 | to ask what these two men had done, to be there at all. That
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| 398 | appeared to be the last thing about which they had anything to say.
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| 399 | I addressed myself to one of the two warders, who, I suspected from
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| 400 | certain latent indications in their faces, knew pretty well what
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| 401 | all this stir was worth.
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| 402 | 'Do you know,' said I, as we walked along the passage, 'what felony
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| 403 | was Number Twenty Seven's last "folly"?'
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| 404 | The answer was that it was a Bank case.
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| 405 | 'A fraud on the Bank of England?' I asked.
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| 406 | 'Yes, sir. Fraud, forgery, and conspiracy. He and some others.
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| 407 | He set the others on. It was a deep plot for a large sum.
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| 408 | Sentence, transportation for life. Twenty Seven was the knowingest
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| 409 | bird of the lot, and had very nearly kept himself safe; but not
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| 410 | quite. The Bank was just able to put salt upon his tail - and only
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| 411 | just.'
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| 412 | 'Do you know Twenty Eight's offence?'
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| 413 | 'Twenty Eight,' returned my informant, speaking throughout in a low
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| 414 | tone, and looking over his shoulder as we walked along the passage,
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| 415 | to guard himself from being overheard, in such an unlawful
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| 416 | reference to these Immaculates, by Creakle and the rest; 'Twenty
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| 417 | Eight (also transportation) got a place, and robbed a young master
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| 418 | of a matter of two hundred and fifty pounds in money and valuables,
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| 419 | the night before they were going abroad. I particularly recollect
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| 420 | his case, from his being took by a dwarf.'
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| 421 | 'A what?'
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| 422 | 'A little woman. I have forgot her name?'
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| 423 | 'Not Mowcher?'
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| 424 | 'That's it! He had eluded pursuit, and was going to America in a
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| 425 | flaxen wig, and whiskers, and such a complete disguise as never you
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| 426 | see in all your born days; when the little woman, being in
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| 427 | Southampton, met him walking along the street - picked him out with
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| 428 | her sharp eye in a moment - ran betwixt his legs to upset him - and
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| 429 | held on to him like grim Death.'
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| 430 | 'Excellent Miss Mowcher!' cried I.
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| 431 | 'You'd have said so, if you had seen her, standing on a chair in
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| 432 | the witness-box at the trial, as I did,' said my friend. 'He cut
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| 433 | her face right open, and pounded her in the most brutal manner,
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| 434 | when she took him; but she never loosed her hold till he was locked
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| 435 | up. She held so tight to him, in fact, that the officers were
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| 436 | obliged to take 'em both together. She gave her evidence in the
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| 437 | gamest way, and was highly complimented by the Bench, and cheered
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| 438 | right home to her lodgings. She said in Court that she'd have took
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| 439 | him single-handed (on account of what she knew concerning him), if
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| 440 | he had been Samson. And it's my belief she would!'
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| 441 | It was mine too, and I highly respected Miss Mowcher for it.
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| 442 | We had now seen all there was to see. It would have been in vain
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| 443 | to represent to such a man as the Worshipful Mr. Creakle, that
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| 444 | Twenty Seven and Twenty Eight were perfectly consistent and
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| 445 | unchanged; that exactly what they were then, they had always been;
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| 446 | that the hypocritical knaves were just the subjects to make that
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| 447 | sort of profession in such a place; that they knew its market-value
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| 448 | at least as well as we did, in the immediate service it would do
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| 449 | them when they were expatriated; in a word, that it was a rotten,
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| 450 | hollow, painfully suggestive piece of business altogether. We left
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| 451 | them to their system and themselves, and went home wondering.
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| 452 | 'Perhaps it's a good thing, Traddles,' said I, 'to have an unsound
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| 453 | Hobby ridden hard; for it's the sooner ridden to death.'
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| 454 | 'I hope so,' replied Traddles.
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