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| 1 | It was a strange condition of things, the honeymoon being over, and
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| 2 | the bridesmaids gone home, when I found myself sitting down in my
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| 3 | own small house with Dora; quite thrown out of employment, as I may
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| 4 | say, in respect of the delicious old occupation of making love.
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| 5 | It seemed such an extraordinary thing to have Dora always there.
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| 6 | It was so unaccountable not to be obliged to go out to see her, not
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| 7 | to have any occasion to be tormenting myself about her, not to have
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| 8 | to write to her, not to be scheming and devising opportunities of
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| 9 | being alone with her. Sometimes of an evening, when I looked up
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| 10 | from my writing, and saw her seated opposite, I would lean back in
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| 11 | my chair, and think how queer it was that there we were, alone
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| 12 | together as a matter of course - nobody's business any more - all
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| 13 | the romance of our engagement put away upon a shelf, to rust - no
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| 14 | one to please but one another - one another to please, for life.
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| 15 | When there was a debate, and I was kept out very late, it seemed so
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| 16 | strange to me, as I was walking home, to think that Dora was at
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| 17 | home! It was such a wonderful thing, at first, to have her coming
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| 18 | softly down to talk to me as I ate my supper. It was such a
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| 19 | stupendous thing to know for certain that she put her hair in
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| 20 | papers. It was altogether such an astonishing event to see her do
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| 21 | it!
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| 22 | I doubt whether two young birds could have known less about keeping
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| 23 | house, than I and my pretty Dora did. We had a servant, of course.
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| 24 | She kept house for us. I have still a latent belief that she must
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| 25 | have been Mrs. Crupp's daughter in disguise, we had such an awful
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| 26 | time of it with Mary Anne.
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| 27 | Her name was Paragon. Her nature was represented to us, when we
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| 28 | engaged her, as being feebly expressed in her name. She had a
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| 29 | written character, as large as a proclamation; and, according to
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| 30 | this document, could do everything of a domestic nature that ever
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| 31 | I heard of, and a great many things that I never did hear of. She
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| 32 | was a woman in the prime of life; of a severe countenance; and
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| 33 | subject (particularly in the arms) to a sort of perpetual measles
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| 34 | or fiery rash. She had a cousin in the Life-Guards, with such long
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| 35 | legs that he looked like the afternoon shadow of somebody else.
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| 36 | His shell-jacket was as much too little for him as he was too big
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| 37 | for the premises. He made the cottage smaller than it need have
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| 38 | been, by being so very much out of proportion to it. Besides
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| 39 | which, the walls were not thick, and, whenever he passed the
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| 40 | evening at our house, we always knew of it by hearing one continual
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| 41 | growl in the kitchen.
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| 42 | Our treasure was warranted sober and honest. I am therefore
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| 43 | willing to believe that she was in a fit when we found her under
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| 44 | the boiler; and that the deficient tea-spoons were attributable to
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| 45 | the dustman.
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| 46 | But she preyed upon our minds dreadfully. We felt our
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| 47 | inexperience, and were unable to help ourselves. We should have
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| 48 | been at her mercy, if she had had any; but she was a remorseless
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| 49 | woman, and had none. She was the cause of our first little
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| 50 | quarrel.
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| 51 | 'My dearest life,' I said one day to Dora, 'do you think Mary Anne
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| 52 | has any idea of time?'
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| 53 | 'Why, Doady?' inquired Dora, looking up, innocently, from her
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| 54 | drawing.
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| 55 | 'My love, because it's five, and we were to have dined at four.'
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| 56 | Dora glanced wistfully at the clock, and hinted that she thought it
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| 57 | was too fast.
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| 58 | 'On the contrary, my love,' said I, referring to my watch, 'it's a
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| 59 | few minutes too slow.'
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| 60 | My little wife came and sat upon my knee, to coax me to be quiet,
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| 61 | and drew a line with her pencil down the middle of my nose; but I
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| 62 | couldn't dine off that, though it was very agreeable.
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| 63 | 'Don't you think, my dear,' said I, 'it would be better for you to
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| 64 | remonstrate with Mary Anne?'
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| 65 | 'Oh no, please! I couldn't, Doady!' said Dora.
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| 66 | 'Why not, my love?' I gently asked.
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| 67 | 'Oh, because I am such a little goose,' said Dora, 'and she knows
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| 68 | I am!'
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| 69 | I thought this sentiment so incompatible with the establishment of
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| 70 | any system of check on Mary Anne, that I frowned a little.
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| 71 | 'Oh, what ugly wrinkles in my bad boy's forehead!' said Dora, and
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| 72 | still being on my knee, she traced them with her pencil; putting it
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| 73 | to her rosy lips to make it mark blacker, and working at my
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| 74 | forehead with a quaint little mockery of being industrious, that
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| 75 | quite delighted me in spite of myself.
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| 76 | 'There's a good child,' said Dora, 'it makes its face so much
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| 77 | prettier to laugh.'
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| 78 | 'But, my love,' said I.
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| 79 | 'No, no! please!' cried Dora, with a kiss, 'don't be a naughty Blue
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| 80 | Beard! Don't be serious!'
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| 81 | 'my precious wife,' said I, 'we must be serious sometimes. Come!
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| 82 | Sit down on this chair, close beside me! Give me the pencil!
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| 83 | There! Now let us talk sensibly. You know, dear'; what a little
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| 84 | hand it was to hold, and what a tiny wedding-ring it was to see!
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| 85 | 'You know, my love, it is not exactly comfortable to have to go out
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| 86 | without one's dinner. Now, is it?'
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| 87 | 'N-n-no!' replied Dora, faintly.
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| 88 | 'My love, how you tremble!'
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| 89 | 'Because I KNOW you're going to scold me,' exclaimed Dora, in a
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| 90 | piteous voice.
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| 91 | 'My sweet, I am only going to reason.'
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| 92 | 'Oh, but reasoning is worse than scolding!' exclaimed Dora, in
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| 93 | despair. 'I didn't marry to be reasoned with. If you meant to
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| 94 | reason with such a poor little thing as I am, you ought to have
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| 95 | told me so, you cruel boy!'
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| 96 | I tried to pacify Dora, but she turned away her face, and shook her
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| 97 | curls from side to side, and said, 'You cruel, cruel boy!' so many
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| 98 | times, that I really did not exactly know what to do: so I took a
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| 99 | few turns up and down the room in my uncertainty, and came back
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| 100 | again.
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| 101 | 'Dora, my darling!'
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| 102 | 'No, I am not your darling. Because you must be sorry that you
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| 103 | married me, or else you wouldn't reason with me!' returned Dora.
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| 104 | I felt so injured by the inconsequential nature of this charge,
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| 105 | that it gave me courage to be grave.
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| 106 | 'Now, my own Dora,' said I, 'you are very childish, and are talking
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| 107 | nonsense. You must remember, I am sure, that I was obliged to go
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| 108 | out yesterday when dinner was half over; and that, the day before,
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| 109 | I was made quite unwell by being obliged to eat underdone veal in
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| 110 | a hurry; today, I don't dine at all - and I am afraid to say how
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| 111 | long we waited for breakfast - and then the water didn't boil. I
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| 112 | don't mean to reproach you, my dear, but this is not comfortable.'
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| 113 | 'Oh, you cruel, cruel boy, to say I am a disagreeable wife!' cried
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| 114 | Dora.
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| 115 | 'Now, my dear Dora, you must know that I never said that!'
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| 116 | 'You said, I wasn't comfortable!' cried Dora.
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| 117 | 'I said the housekeeping was not comfortable!'
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| 118 | 'It's exactly the same thing!' cried Dora. And she evidently
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| 119 | thought so, for she wept most grievously.
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| 120 | I took another turn across the room, full of love for my pretty
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| 121 | wife, and distracted by self-accusatory inclinations to knock my
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| 122 | head against the door. I sat down again, and said:
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| 123 | 'I am not blaming you, Dora. We have both a great deal to learn.
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| 124 | I am only trying to show you, my dear, that you must - you really
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| 125 | must' (I was resolved not to give this up) - 'accustom yourself to
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| 126 | look after Mary Anne. Likewise to act a little for yourself, and
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| 127 | me.'
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| 128 | 'I wonder, I do, at your making such ungrateful speeches,' sobbed
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| 129 | Dora. 'When you know that the other day, when you said you would
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| 130 | like a little bit of fish, I went out myself, miles and miles, and
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| 131 | ordered it, to surprise you.'
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| 132 | 'And it was very kind of you, my own darling,' said I. 'I felt it
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| 133 | so much that I wouldn't on any account have even mentioned that you
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| 134 | bought a Salmon - which was too much for two. Or that it cost one
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| 135 | pound six - which was more than we can afford.'
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| 136 | 'You enjoyed it very much,' sobbed Dora. 'And you said I was a
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| 137 | Mouse.'
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| 138 | 'And I'll say so again, my love,' I returned, 'a thousand times!'
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| 139 | But I had wounded Dora's soft little heart, and she was not to be
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| 140 | comforted. She was so pathetic in her sobbing and bewailing, that
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| 141 | I felt as if I had said I don't know what to hurt her. I was
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| 142 | obliged to hurry away; I was kept out late; and I felt all night
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| 143 | such pangs of remorse as made me miserable. I had the conscience
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| 144 | of an assassin, and was haunted by a vague sense of enormous
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| 145 | wickedness.
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| 146 | It was two or three hours past midnight when I got home. I found
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| 147 | my aunt, in our house, sitting up for me.
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| 148 | 'Is anything the matter, aunt?' said I, alarmed.
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| 149 | 'Nothing, Trot,' she replied. 'Sit down, sit down. Little Blossom
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| 150 | has been rather out of spirits, and I have been keeping her
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| 151 | company. That's all.'
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| 152 | I leaned my head upon my hand; and felt more sorry and downcast, as
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| 153 | I sat looking at the fire, than I could have supposed possible so
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| 154 | soon after the fulfilment of my brightest hopes. As I sat
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| 155 | thinking, I happened to meet my aunt's eyes, which were resting on
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| 156 | my face. There was an anxious expression in them, but it cleared
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| 157 | directly.
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| 158 | 'I assure you, aunt,' said I, 'I have been quite unhappy myself all
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| 159 | night, to think of Dora's being so. But I had no other intention
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| 160 | than to speak to her tenderly and lovingly about our home-affairs.'
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| 161 | MY aunt nodded encouragement.
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| 162 | 'You must have patience, Trot,' said she.
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| 163 | 'Of course. Heaven knows I don't mean to be unreasonable, aunt!'
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| 164 | 'No, no,' said my aunt. 'But Little Blossom is a very tender
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| 165 | little blossom, and the wind must be gentle with her.'
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| 166 | I thanked my good aunt, in my heart, for her tenderness towards my
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| 167 | wife; and I was sure that she knew I did.
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| 168 | 'Don't you think, aunt,' said I, after some further contemplation
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| 169 | of the fire, 'that you could advise and counsel Dora a little, for
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| 170 | our mutual advantage, now and then?'
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| 171 | 'Trot,' returned my aunt, with some emotion, 'no! Don't ask me
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| 172 | such a thing.'
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| 173 | Her tone was so very earnest that I raised my eyes in surprise.
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| 174 | 'I look back on my life, child,' said my aunt, 'and I think of some
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| 175 | who are in their graves, with whom I might have been on kinder
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| 176 | terms. If I judged harshly of other people's mistakes in marriage,
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| 177 | it may have been because I had bitter reason to judge harshly of my
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| 178 | own. Let that pass. I have been a grumpy, frumpy, wayward sort of
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| 179 | a woman, a good many years. I am still, and I always shall be.
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| 180 | But you and I have done one another some good, Trot, - at all
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| 181 | events, you have done me good, my dear; and division must not come
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| 182 | between us, at this time of day.'
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| 183 | 'Division between us!' cried I.
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| 184 | 'Child, child!' said my aunt, smoothing her dress, 'how soon it
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| 185 | might come between us, or how unhappy I might make our Little
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| 186 | Blossom, if I meddled in anything, a prophet couldn't say. I want
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| 187 | our pet to like me, and be as gay as a butterfly. Remember your
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| 188 | own home, in that second marriage; and never do both me and her the
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| 189 | injury you have hinted at!'
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| 190 | I comprehended, at once, that my aunt was right; and I comprehended
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| 191 | the full extent of her generous feeling towards my dear wife.
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| 192 | 'These are early days, Trot,' she pursued, 'and Rome was not built
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| 193 | in a day, nor in a year. You have chosen freely for yourself'; a
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| 194 | cloud passed over her face for a moment, I thought; 'and you have
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| 195 | chosen a very pretty and a very affectionate creature. It will be
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| 196 | your duty, and it will be your pleasure too - of course I know
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| 197 | that; I am not delivering a lecture - to estimate her (as you chose
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| 198 | her) by the qualities she has, and not by the qualities she may not
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| 199 | have. The latter you must develop in her, if you can. And if you
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| 200 | cannot, child,' here my aunt rubbed her nose, 'you must just
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| 201 | accustom yourself to do without 'em. But remember, my dear, your
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| 202 | future is between you two. No one can assist you; you are to work
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| 203 | it out for yourselves. This is marriage, Trot; and Heaven bless
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| 204 | you both, in it, for a pair of babes in the wood as you are!'
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| 205 | My aunt said this in a sprightly way, and gave me a kiss to ratify
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| 206 | the blessing.
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| 207 | 'Now,' said she, 'light my little lantern, and see me into my
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| 208 | bandbox by the garden path'; for there was a communication between
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| 209 | our cottages in that direction. 'Give Betsey Trotwood's love to
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| 210 | Blossom, when you come back; and whatever you do, Trot, never dream
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| 211 | of setting Betsey up as a scarecrow, for if I ever saw her in the
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| 212 | glass, she's quite grim enough and gaunt enough in her private
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| 213 | capacity!'
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| 214 | With this my aunt tied her head up in a handkerchief, with which
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| 215 | she was accustomed to make a bundle of it on such occasions; and I
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| 216 | escorted her home. As she stood in her garden, holding up her
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| 217 | little lantern to light me back, I thought her observation of me
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| 218 | had an anxious air again; but I was too much occupied in pondering
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| 219 | on what she had said, and too much impressed - for the first time,
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| 220 | in reality - by the conviction that Dora and I had indeed to work
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| 221 | out our future for ourselves, and that no one could assist us, to
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| 222 | take much notice of it.
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| 223 | Dora came stealing down in her little slippers, to meet me, now
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| 224 | that I was alone; and cried upon my shoulder, and said I had been
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| 225 | hard-hearted and she had been naughty; and I said much the same
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| 226 | thing in effect, I believe; and we made it up, and agreed that our
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| 227 | first little difference was to be our last, and that we were never
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| 228 | to have another if we lived a hundred years.
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| 229 | The next domestic trial we went through, was the Ordeal of
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| 230 | Servants. Mary Anne's cousin deserted into our coal-hole, and was
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| 231 | brought out, to our great amazement, by a piquet of his companions
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| 232 | in arms, who took him away handcuffed in a procession that covered
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| 233 | our front-garden with ignominy. This nerved me to get rid of Mary
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| 234 | Anne, who went so mildly, on receipt of wages, that I was
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| 235 | surprised, until I found out about the tea-spoons, and also about
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| 236 | the little sums she had borrowed in my name of the tradespeople
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| 237 | without authority. After an interval of Mrs. Kidgerbury - the
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| 238 | oldest inhabitant of Kentish Town, I believe, who went out charing,
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| 239 | but was too feeble to execute her conceptions of that art - we
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| 240 | found another treasure, who was one of the most amiable of women,
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| 241 | but who generally made a point of falling either up or down the
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| 242 | kitchen stairs with the tray, and almost plunged into the parlour,
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| 243 | as into a bath, with the tea-things. The ravages committed by this
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| 244 | unfortunate, rendering her dismissal necessary, she was succeeded
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| 245 | (with intervals of Mrs. Kidgerbury) by a long line of Incapables;
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| 246 | terminating in a young person of genteel appearance, who went to
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| 247 | Greenwich Fair in Dora's bonnet. After whom I remember nothing but
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| 248 | an average equality of failure.
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| 249 | Everybody we had anything to do with seemed to cheat us. Our
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| 250 | appearance in a shop was a signal for the damaged goods to be
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| 251 | brought out immediately. If we bought a lobster, it was full of
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| 252 | water. All our meat turned out to be tough, and there was hardly
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| 253 | any crust to our loaves. In search of the principle on which
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| 254 | joints ought to be roasted, to be roasted enough, and not too much,
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| 255 | I myself referred to the Cookery Book, and found it there
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| 256 | established as the allowance of a quarter of an hour to every
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| 257 | pound, and say a quarter over. But the principle always failed us
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| 258 | by some curious fatality, and we never could hit any medium between
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| 259 | redness and cinders.
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| 260 | I had reason to believe that in accomplishing these failures we
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| 261 | incurred a far greater expense than if we had achieved a series of
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| 262 | triumphs. It appeared to me, on looking over the tradesmen's
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| 263 | books, as if we might have kept the basement storey paved with
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| 264 | butter, such was the extensive scale of our consumption of that
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| 265 | article. I don't know whether the Excise returns of the period may
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| 266 | have exhibited any increase in the demand for pepper; but if our
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| 267 | performances did not affect the market, I should say several
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| 268 | families must have left off using it. And the most wonderful fact
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| 269 | of all was, that we never had anything in the house.
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| 270 | As to the washerwoman pawning the clothes, and coming in a state of
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| 271 | penitent intoxication to apologize, I suppose that might have
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| 272 | happened several times to anybody. Also the chimney on fire, the
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| 273 | parish engine, and perjury on the part of the Beadle. But I
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| 274 | apprehend that we were personally fortunate in engaging a servant
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| 275 | with a taste for cordials, who swelled our running account for
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| 276 | porter at the public-house by such inexplicable items as 'quartern
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| 277 | rum shrub (Mrs. C.)'; 'Half-quartern gin and cloves (Mrs. C.)';
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| 278 | 'Glass rum and peppermint (Mrs. C.)' - the parentheses always
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| 279 | referring to Dora, who was supposed, it appeared on explanation, to
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| 280 | have imbibed the whole of these refreshments.
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| 281 | One of our first feats in the housekeeping way was a little dinner
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| 282 | to Traddles. I met him in town, and asked him to walk out with me
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| 283 | that afternoon. He readily consenting, I wrote to Dora, saying I
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| 284 | would bring him home. It was pleasant weather, and on the road we
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| 285 | made my domestic happiness the theme of conversation. Traddles was
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| 286 | very full of it; and said, that, picturing himself with such a
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| 287 | home, and Sophy waiting and preparing for him, he could think of
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| 288 | nothing wanting to complete his bliss.
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| 289 | I could not have wished for a prettier little wife at the opposite
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| 290 | end of the table, but I certainly could have wished, when we sat
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| 291 | down, for a little more room. I did not know how it was, but
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| 292 | though there were only two of us, we were at once always cramped
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| 293 | for room, and yet had always room enough to lose everything in. I
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| 294 | suspect it may have been because nothing had a place of its own,
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| 295 | except Jip's pagoda, which invariably blocked up the main
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| 296 | thoroughfare. On the present occasion, Traddles was so hemmed in
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| 297 | by the pagoda and the guitar-case, and Dora's flower-painting, and
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| 298 | my writing-table, that I had serious doubts of the possibility of
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| 299 | his using his knife and fork; but he protested, with his own
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| 300 | good-humour, 'Oceans of room, Copperfield! I assure you, Oceans!'
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| 301 | There was another thing I could have wished, namely, that Jip had
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| 302 | never been encouraged to walk about the tablecloth during dinner.
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| 303 | I began to think there was something disorderly in his being there
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| 304 | at all, even if he had not been in the habit of putting his foot in
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| 305 | the salt or the melted butter. On this occasion he seemed to think
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| 306 | he was introduced expressly to keep Traddles at bay; and he barked
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| 307 | at my old friend, and made short runs at his plate, with such
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| 308 | undaunted pertinacity, that he may be said to have engrossed the
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| 309 | conversation.
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| 310 | However, as I knew how tender-hearted my dear Dora was, and how
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| 311 | sensitive she would be to any slight upon her favourite, I hinted
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| 312 | no objection. For similar reasons I made no allusion to the
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| 313 | skirmishing plates upon the floor; or to the disreputable
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| 314 | appearance of the castors, which were all at sixes and sevens, and
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| 315 | looked drunk; or to the further blockade of Traddles by wandering
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| 316 | vegetable dishes and jugs. I could not help wondering in my own
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| 317 | mind, as I contemplated the boiled leg of mutton before me,
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| 318 | previous to carving it, how it came to pass that our joints of meat
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| 319 | were of such extraordinary shapes - and whether our butcher
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| 320 | contracted for all the deformed sheep that came into the world; but
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| 321 | I kept my reflections to myself.
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| 322 | 'My love,' said I to Dora, 'what have you got in that dish?'
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| 323 | I could not imagine why Dora had been making tempting little faces
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| 324 | at me, as if she wanted to kiss me.
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| 325 | 'Oysters, dear,' said Dora, timidly.
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| 326 | 'Was that YOUR thought?' said I, delighted.
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| 327 | 'Ye-yes, Doady,' said Dora.
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| 328 | 'There never was a happier one!' I exclaimed, laying down the
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| 329 | carving-knife and fork. 'There is nothing Traddles likes so much!'
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| 330 | 'Ye-yes, Doady,' said Dora, 'and so I bought a beautiful little
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| 331 | barrel of them, and the man said they were very good. But I - I am
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| 332 | afraid there's something the matter with them. They don't seem
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| 333 | right.' Here Dora shook her head, and diamonds twinkled in her
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| 334 | eyes.
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| 335 | 'They are only opened in both shells,' said I. 'Take the top one
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| 336 | off, my love.'
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| 337 | 'But it won't come off!' said Dora, trying very hard, and looking
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| 338 | very much distressed.
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| 339 | 'Do you know, Copperfield,' said Traddles, cheerfully examining the
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| 340 | dish, 'I think it is in consequence - they are capital oysters, but
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| 341 | I think it is in consequence - of their never having been opened.'
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| 342 | They never had been opened; and we had no oyster-knives - and
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| 343 | couldn't have used them if we had; so we looked at the oysters and
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| 344 | ate the mutton. At least we ate as much of it as was done, and
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| 345 | made up with capers. If I had permitted him, I am satisfied that
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| 346 | Traddles would have made a perfect savage of himself, and eaten a
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| 347 | plateful of raw meat, to express enjoyment of the repast; but I
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| 348 | would hear of no such immolation on the altar of friendship, and we
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| 349 | had a course of bacon instead; there happening, by good fortune, to
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| 350 | be cold bacon in the larder.
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| 351 | My poor little wife was in such affliction when she thought I
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| 352 | should be annoyed, and in such a state of joy when she found I was
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| 353 | not, that the discomfiture I had subdued, very soon vanished, and
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| 354 | we passed a happy evening; Dora sitting with her arm on my chair
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| 355 | while Traddles and I discussed a glass of wine, and taking every
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| 356 | opportunity of whispering in my ear that it was so good of me not
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| 357 | to be a cruel, cross old boy. By and by she made tea for us; which
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| 358 | it was so pretty to see her do, as if she was busying herself with
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| 359 | a set of doll's tea-things, that I was not particular about the
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| 360 | quality of the beverage. Then Traddles and I played a game or two
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| 361 | at cribbage; and Dora singing to the guitar the while, it seemed to
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| 362 | me as if our courtship and marriage were a tender dream of mine,
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| 363 | and the night when I first listened to her voice were not yet over.
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| 364 | When Traddles went away, and I came back into the parlour from
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| 365 | seeing him out, my wife planted her chair close to mine, and sat
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| 366 | down by my side. 'I am very sorry,' she said. 'Will you try to
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| 367 | teach me, Doady?'
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| 368 | 'I must teach myself first, Dora,' said I. 'I am as bad as you,
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| 369 | love.'
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| 370 | 'Ah! But you can learn,' she returned; 'and you are a clever,
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| 371 | clever man!'
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| 372 | 'Nonsense, mouse!' said I.
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| 373 | 'I wish,' resumed my wife, after a long silence, 'that I could have
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| 374 | gone down into the country for a whole year, and lived with Agnes!'
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| 375 | Her hands were clasped upon my shoulder, and her chin rested on
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| 376 | them, and her blue eyes looked quietly into mine.
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| 377 | 'Why so?' I asked.
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| 378 | 'I think she might have improved me, and I think I might have
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| 379 | learned from her,' said Dora.
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| 380 | 'All in good time, my love. Agnes has had her father to take care
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| 381 | of for these many years, you should remember. Even when she was
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| 382 | quite a child, she was the Agnes whom we know,' said I.
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| 383 | 'Will you call me a name I want you to call me?' inquired Dora,
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| 384 | without moving.
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| 385 | 'What is it?' I asked with a smile.
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| 386 | 'It's a stupid name,' she said, shaking her curls for a moment.
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| 387 | 'Child-wife.'
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| 388 | I laughingly asked my child-wife what her fancy was in desiring to
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| 389 | be so called. She answered without moving, otherwise than as the
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| 390 | arm I twined about her may have brought her blue eyes nearer to me:
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| 391 | 'I don't mean, you silly fellow, that you should use the name
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| 392 | instead of Dora. I only mean that you should think of me that way.
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| 393 | When you are going to be angry with me, say to yourself, "it's only
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| 394 | my child-wife!" When I am very disappointing, say, "I knew, a long
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| 395 | time ago, that she would make but a child-wife!" When you miss what
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| 396 | I should like to be, and I think can never be, say, "still my
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| 397 | foolish child-wife loves me!" For indeed I do.'
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| 398 | I had not been serious with her; having no idea until now, that she
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| 399 | was serious herself. But her affectionate nature was so happy in
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| 400 | what I now said to her with my whole heart, that her face became a
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| 401 | laughing one before her glittering eyes were dry. She was soon my
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| 402 | child-wife indeed; sitting down on the floor outside the Chinese
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| 403 | House, ringing all the little bells one after another, to punish
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| 404 | Jip for his recent bad behaviour; while Jip lay blinking in the
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| 405 | doorway with his head out, even too lazy to be teased.
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| 406 | This appeal of Dora's made a strong impression on me. I look back
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| 407 | on the time I write of; I invoke the innocent figure that I dearly
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| 408 | loved, to come out from the mists and shadows of the past, and turn
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| 409 | its gentle head towards me once again; and I can still declare that
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| 410 | this one little speech was constantly in my memory. I may not have
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| 411 | used it to the best account; I was young and inexperienced; but I
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| 412 | never turned a deaf ear to its artless pleading.
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| 413 | Dora told me, shortly afterwards, that she was going to be a
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| 414 | wonderful housekeeper. Accordingly, she polished the tablets,
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| 415 | pointed the pencil, bought an immense account-book, carefully
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| 416 | stitched up with a needle and thread all the leaves of the Cookery
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| 417 | Book which Jip had torn, and made quite a desperate little attempt
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| 418 | 'to be good', as she called it. But the figures had the old
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| 419 | obstinate propensity - they WOULD NOT add up. When she had entered
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| 420 | two or three laborious items in the account-book, Jip would walk
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| 421 | over the page, wagging his tail, and smear them all out. Her own
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| 422 | little right-hand middle finger got steeped to the very bone in
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| 423 | ink; and I think that was the only decided result obtained.
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| 424 | Sometimes, of an evening, when I was at home and at work - for I
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| 425 | wrote a good deal now, and was beginning in a small way to be known
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| 426 | as a writer - I would lay down my pen, and watch my child-wife
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| 427 | trying to be good. First of all, she would bring out the immense
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| 428 | account-book, and lay it down upon the table, with a deep sigh.
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| 429 | Then she would open it at the place where Jip had made it illegible
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| 430 | last night, and call Jip up, to look at his misdeeds. This would
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| 431 | occasion a diversion in Jip's favour, and some inking of his nose,
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| 432 | perhaps, as a penalty. Then she would tell Jip to lie down on the
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| 433 | table instantly, 'like a lion' - which was one of his tricks,
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| 434 | though I cannot say the likeness was striking - and, if he were in
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| 435 | an obedient humour, he would obey. Then she would take up a pen,
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| 436 | and begin to write, and find a hair in it. Then she would take up
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| 437 | another pen, and begin to write, and find that it spluttered. Then
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| 438 | she would take up another pen, and begin to write, and say in a low
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| 439 | voice, 'Oh, it's a talking pen, and will disturb Doady!' And then
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| 440 | she would give it up as a bad job, and put the account-book away,
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| 441 | after pretending to crush the lion with it.
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| 442 | Or, if she were in a very sedate and serious state of mind, she
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| 443 | would sit down with the tablets, and a little basket of bills and
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| 444 | other documents, which looked more like curl-papers than anything
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| 445 | else, and endeavour to get some result out of them. After severely
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| 446 | comparing one with another, and making entries on the tablets, and
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| 447 | blotting them out, and counting all the fingers of her left hand
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| 448 | over and over again, backwards and forwards, she would be so vexed
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| 449 | and discouraged, and would look so unhappy, that it gave me pain to
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| 450 | see her bright face clouded - and for me! - and I would go softly
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| 451 | to her, and say:
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| 452 | 'What's the matter, Dora?'
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| 453 | Dora would look up hopelessly, and reply, 'They won't come right.
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| 454 | They make my head ache so. And they won't do anything I want!'
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| 455 | Then I would say, 'Now let us try together. Let me show you,
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| 456 | Dora.'
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| 457 | Then I would commence a practical demonstration, to which Dora
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| 458 | would pay profound attention, perhaps for five minutes; when she
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| 459 | would begin to be dreadfully tired, and would lighten the subject
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| 460 | by curling my hair, or trying the effect of my face with my
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| 461 | shirt-collar turned down. If I tacitly checked this playfulness,
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| 462 | and persisted, she would look so scared and disconsolate, as she
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| 463 | became more and more bewildered, that the remembrance of her
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| 464 | natural gaiety when I first strayed into her path, and of her being
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| 465 | my child-wife, would come reproachfully upon me; and I would lay
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| 466 | the pencil down, and call for the guitar.
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| 467 | I had a great deal of work to do, and had many anxieties, but the
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| 468 | same considerations made me keep them to myself. I am far from
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| 469 | sure, now, that it was right to do this, but I did it for my
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| 470 | child-wife's sake. I search my breast, and I commit its secrets,
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| 471 | if I know them, without any reservation to this paper. The old
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| 472 | unhappy loss or want of something had, I am conscious, some place
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| 473 | in my heart; but not to the embitterment of my life. When I walked
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| 474 | alone in the fine weather, and thought of the summer days when all
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| 475 | the air had been filled with my boyish enchantment, I did miss
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| 476 | something of the realization of my dreams; but I thought it was a
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| 477 | softened glory of the Past, which nothing could have thrown upon
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| 478 | the present time. I did feel, sometimes, for a little while, that
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| 479 | I could have wished my wife had been my counsellor; had had more
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| 480 | character and purpose, to sustain me and improve me by; had been
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| 481 | endowed with power to fill up the void which somewhere seemed to be
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| 482 | about me; but I felt as if this were an unearthly consummation of
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| 483 | my happiness, that never had been meant to be, and never could have
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| 484 | been.
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| 485 | I was a boyish husband as to years. I had known the softening
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| 486 | influence of no other sorrows or experiences than those recorded in
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| 487 | these leaves. If I did any wrong, as I may have done much, I did
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| 488 | it in mistaken love, and in my want of wisdom. I write the exact
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| 489 | truth. It would avail me nothing to extenuate it now.
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| 490 | Thus it was that I took upon myself the toils and cares of our
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| 491 | life, and had no partner in them. We lived much as before, in
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| 492 | reference to our scrambling household arrangements; but I had got
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| 493 | used to those, and Dora I was pleased to see was seldom vexed now.
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| 494 | She was bright and cheerful in the old childish way, loved me
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| 495 | dearly, and was happy with her old trifles.
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| 496 | When the debates were heavy - I mean as to length, not quality, for
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| 497 | in the last respect they were not often otherwise - and I went home
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| 498 | late, Dora would never rest when she heard my footsteps, but would
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| 499 | always come downstairs to meet me. When my evenings were
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| 500 | unoccupied by the pursuit for which I had qualified myself with so
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| 501 | much pains, and I was engaged in writing at home, she would sit
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| 502 | quietly near me, however late the hour, and be so mute, that I
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| 503 | would often think she had dropped asleep. But generally, when I
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| 504 | raised my head, I saw her blue eyes looking at me with the quiet
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| 505 | attention of which I have already spoken.
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| 506 | 'Oh, what a weary boy!' said Dora one night, when I met her eyes as
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| 507 | I was shutting up my desk.
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| 508 | 'What a weary girl!' said I. 'That's more to the purpose. You
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| 509 | must go to bed another time, my love. It's far too late for you.'
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| 510 | 'No, don't send me to bed!' pleaded Dora, coming to my side.
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| 511 | 'Pray, don't do that!'
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| 512 | 'Dora!' To my amazement she was sobbing on my neck. 'Not well, my
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| 513 | dear! not happy!'
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| 514 | 'Yes! quite well, and very happy!' said Dora. 'But say you'll let
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| 515 | me stop, and see you write.'
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| 516 | 'Why, what a sight for such bright eyes at midnight!' I replied.
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| 517 | 'Are they bright, though?' returned Dora, laughing. 'I'm so glad
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| 518 | they're bright.'
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| 519 | 'Little Vanity!' said I.
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| 520 | But it was not vanity; it was only harmless delight in my
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| 521 | admiration. I knew that very well, before she told me so.
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| 522 | 'If you think them pretty, say I may always stop, and see you
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| 523 | write!' said Dora. 'Do you think them pretty?'
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| 524 | 'Very pretty.'
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| 525 | 'Then let me always stop and see you write.'
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| 526 | 'I am afraid that won't improve their brightness, Dora.'
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| 527 | 'Yes, it will! Because, you clever boy, you'll not forget me then,
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| 528 | while you are full of silent fancies. Will you mind it, if I say
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| 529 | something very, very silly? - more than usual?' inquired Dora,
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| 530 | peeping over my shoulder into my face.
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| 531 | 'What wonderful thing is that?' said I.
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| 532 | 'Please let me hold the pens,' said Dora. 'I want to have
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| 533 | something to do with all those many hours when you are so
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| 534 | industrious. May I hold the pens?'
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| 535 | The remembrance of her pretty joy when I said yes, brings tears
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| 536 | into my eyes. The next time I sat down to write, and regularly
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| 537 | afterwards, she sat in her old place, with a spare bundle of pens
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| 538 | at her side. Her triumph in this connexion with my work, and her
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| 539 | delight when I wanted a new pen - which I very often feigned to do
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| 540 | - suggested to me a new way of pleasing my child-wife. I
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| 541 | occasionally made a pretence of wanting a page or two of manuscript
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| 542 | copied. Then Dora was in her glory. The preparations she made for
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| 543 | this great work, the aprons she put on, the bibs she borrowed from
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| 544 | the kitchen to keep off the ink, the time she took, the innumerable
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| 545 | stoppages she made to have a laugh with Jip as if he understood it
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| 546 | all, her conviction that her work was incomplete unless she signed
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| 547 | her name at the end, and the way in which she would bring it to me,
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| 548 | like a school-copy, and then, when I praised it, clasp me round the
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| 549 | neck, are touching recollections to me, simple as they might appear
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| 550 | to other men.
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| 551 | She took possession of the keys soon after this, and went jingling
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| 552 | about the house with the whole bunch in a little basket, tied to
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| 553 | her slender waist. I seldom found that the places to which they
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| 554 | belonged were locked, or that they were of any use except as a
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| 555 | plaything for Jip - but Dora was pleased, and that pleased me. She
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| 556 | was quite satisfied that a good deal was effected by this
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| 557 | make-belief of housekeeping; and was as merry as if we had been
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| 558 | keeping a baby-house, for a joke.
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| 559 | So we went on. Dora was hardly less affectionate to my aunt than
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| 560 | to me, and often told her of the time when she was afraid she was
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| 561 | 'a cross old thing'. I never saw my aunt unbend more
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| 562 | systematically to anyone. She courted Jip, though Jip never
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| 563 | responded; listened, day after day, to the guitar, though I am
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| 564 | afraid she had no taste for music; never attacked the Incapables,
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| 565 | though the temptation must have been severe; went wonderful
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| 566 | distances on foot to purchase, as surprises, any trifles that she
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| 567 | found out Dora wanted; and never came in by the garden, and missed
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| 568 | her from the room, but she would call out, at the foot of the
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| 569 | stairs, in a voice that sounded cheerfully all over the house:
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| 570 | 'Where's Little Blossom?'
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