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| 1 | When I awoke in the morning I thought very much of little Em'ly,
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| 2 | and her emotion last night, after Martha had left. I felt as if I
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| 3 | had come into the knowledge of those domestic weaknesses and
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| 4 | tendernesses in a sacred confidence, and that to disclose them,
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| 5 | even to Steerforth, would be wrong. I had no gentler feeling
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| 6 | towards anyone than towards the pretty creature who had been my
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| 7 | playmate, and whom I have always been persuaded, and shall always
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| 8 | be persuaded, to my dying day, I then devotedly loved. The
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| 9 | repetition to any ears - even to Steerforth's - of what she had
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| 10 | been unable to repress when her heart lay open to me by an
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| 11 | accident, I felt would be a rough deed, unworthy of myself,
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| 12 | unworthy of the light of our pure childhood, which I always saw
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| 13 | encircling her head. I made a resolution, therefore, to keep it in
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| 14 | my own breast; and there it gave her image a new grace.
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| 15 | While we were at breakfast, a letter was delivered to me from my
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| 16 | aunt. As it contained matter on which I thought Steerforth could
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| 17 | advise me as well as anyone, and on which I knew I should be
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| 18 | delighted to consult him, I resolved to make it a subject of
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| 19 | discussion on our journey home. For the present we had enough to
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| 20 | do, in taking leave of all our friends. Mr. Barkis was far from
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| 21 | being the last among them, in his regret at our departure; and I
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| 22 | believe would even have opened the box again, and sacrificed
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| 23 | another guinea, if it would have kept us eight-and-forty hours in
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| 24 | Yarmouth. Peggotty and all her family were full of grief at our
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| 25 | going. The whole house of Omer and Joram turned out to bid us
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| 26 | good-bye; and there were so many seafaring volunteers in attendance
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| 27 | on Steerforth, when our portmanteaux went to the coach, that if we
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| 28 | had had the baggage of a regiment with us, we should hardly have
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| 29 | wanted porters to carry it. In a word, we departed to the regret
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| 30 | and admiration of all concerned, and left a great many people very
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| 31 | sorry behind US.
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| 32 | Do you stay long here, Littimer?' said I, as he stood waiting to
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| 33 | see the coach start.
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| 34 | 'No, sir,' he replied; 'probably not very long, sir.'
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| 35 | 'He can hardly say, just now,' observed Steerforth, carelessly.
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| 36 | 'He knows what he has to do, and he'll do it.'
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| 37 | 'That I am sure he will,' said I.
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| 38 | Littimer touched his hat in acknowledgement of my good opinion, and
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| 39 | I felt about eight years old. He touched it once more, wishing us
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| 40 | a good journey; and we left him standing on the pavement, as
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| 41 | respectable a mystery as any pyramid in Egypt.
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| 42 | For some little time we held no conversation, Steerforth being
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| 43 | unusually silent, and I being sufficiently engaged in wondering,
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| 44 | within myself, when I should see the old places again, and what new
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| 45 | changes might happen to me or them in the meanwhile. At length
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| 46 | Steerforth, becoming gay and talkative in a moment, as he could
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| 47 | become anything he liked at any moment, pulled me by the arm:
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| 48 | 'Find a voice, David. What about that letter you were speaking of
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| 49 | at breakfast?'
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| 50 | 'Oh!' said I, taking it out of my pocket. 'It's from my aunt.'
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| 51 | 'And what does she say, requiring consideration?'
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| 52 | 'Why, she reminds me, Steerforth,' said I, 'that I came out on
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| 53 | this expedition to look about me, and to think a little.'
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| 54 | 'Which, of course, you have done?'
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| 55 | 'Indeed I can't say I have, particularly. To tell you the truth,
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| 56 | I am afraid I have forgotten it.'
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| 57 | 'Well! look about you now, and make up for your negligence,' said
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| 58 | Steerforth. 'Look to the right, and you'll see a flat country,
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| 59 | with a good deal of marsh in it; look to the left, and you'll see
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| 60 | the same. Look to the front, and you'll find no difference; look
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| 61 | to the rear, and there it is still.'
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| 62 | I laughed, and replied that I saw no suitable profession in the
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| 63 | whole prospect; which was perhaps to be attributed to its flatness.
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| 64 | 'What says our aunt on the subject?' inquired Steerforth, glancing
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| 65 | at the letter in my hand. 'Does she suggest anything?'
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| 66 | 'Why, yes,' said I. 'She asks me, here, if I think I should like
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| 67 | to be a proctor? What do you think of it?'
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| 68 | 'Well, I don't know,' replied Steerforth, coolly. 'You may as well
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| 69 | do that as anything else, I suppose?'
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| 70 | I could not help laughing again, at his balancing all callings and
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| 71 | professions so equally; and I told him so.
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| 72 | 'What is a proctor, Steerforth?' said I.
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| 73 | 'Why, he is a sort of monkish attorney,' replied Steerforth. 'He
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| 74 | is, to some faded courts held in Doctors' Commons, - a lazy old
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| 75 | nook near St. Paul's Churchyard - what solicitors are to the courts
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| 76 | of law and equity. He is a functionary whose existence, in the
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| 77 | natural course of things, would have terminated about two hundred
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| 78 | years ago. I can tell you best what he is, by telling you what
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| 79 | Doctors' Commons is. It's a little out-of-the-way place, where
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| 80 | they administer what is called ecclesiastical law, and play all
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| 81 | kinds of tricks with obsolete old monsters of acts of Parliament,
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| 82 | which three-fourths of the world know nothing about, and the other
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| 83 | fourth supposes to have been dug up, in a fossil state, in the days
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| 84 | of the Edwards. It's a place that has an ancient monopoly in suits
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| 85 | about people's wills and people's marriages, and disputes among
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| 86 | ships and boats.'
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| 87 | 'Nonsense, Steerforth!' I exclaimed. 'You don't mean to say that
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| 88 | there is any affinity between nautical matters and ecclesiastical
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| 89 | matters?'
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| 90 | 'I don't, indeed, my dear boy,' he returned; 'but I mean to say
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| 91 | that they are managed and decided by the same set of people, down
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| 92 | in that same Doctors' Commons. You shall go there one day, and
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| 93 | find them blundering through half the nautical terms in Young's
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| 94 | Dictionary, apropos of the "Nancy" having run down the "Sarah
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| 95 | Jane", or Mr. Peggotty and the Yarmouth boatmen having put off in
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| 96 | a gale of wind with an anchor and cable to the "Nelson" Indiaman in
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| 97 | distress; and you shall go there another day, and find them deep in
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| 98 | the evidence, pro and con, respecting a clergyman who has
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| 99 | misbehaved himself; and you shall find the judge in the nautical
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| 100 | case, the advocate in the clergyman's case, or contrariwise. They
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| 101 | are like actors: now a man's a judge, and now he is not a judge;
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| 102 | now he's one thing, now he's another; now he's something else,
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| 103 | change and change about; but it's always a very pleasant,
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| 104 | profitable little affair of private theatricals, presented to an
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| 105 | uncommonly select audience.'
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| 106 | 'But advocates and proctors are not one and the same?' said I, a
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| 107 | little puzzled. 'Are they?'
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| 108 | 'No,' returned Steerforth, 'the advocates are civilians - men who
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| 109 | have taken a doctor's degree at college - which is the first reason
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| 110 | of my knowing anything about it. The proctors employ the
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| 111 | advocates. Both get very comfortable fees, and altogether they
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| 112 | make a mighty snug little party. On the whole, I would recommend
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| 113 | you to take to Doctors' Commons kindly, David. They plume them-
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| 114 | selves on their gentility there, I can tell you, if that's any
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| 115 | satisfaction.'
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| 116 | I made allowance for Steerforth's light way of treating the
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| 117 | subject, and, considering it with reference to the staid air of
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| 118 | gravity and antiquity which I associated with that 'lazy old nook
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| 119 | near St. Paul's Churchyard', did not feel indisposed towards my
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| 120 | aunt's suggestion; which she left to my free decision, making no
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| 121 | scruple of telling me that it had occurred to her, on her lately
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| 122 | visiting her own proctor in Doctors' Commons for the purpose of
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| 123 | settling her will in my favour.
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| 124 | 'That's a laudable proceeding on the part of our aunt, at all
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| 125 | events,' said Steerforth, when I mentioned it; 'and one deserving
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| 126 | of all encouragement. Daisy, my advice is that you take kindly to
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| 127 | Doctors' Commons.'
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| 128 | I quite made up my mind to do so. I then told Steerforth that my
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| 129 | aunt was in town awaiting me (as I found from her letter), and that
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| 130 | she had taken lodgings for a week at a kind of private hotel at
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| 131 | Lincoln's Inn Fields, where there was a stone staircase, and a
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| 132 | convenient door in the roof; my aunt being firmly persuaded that
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| 133 | every house in London was going to be burnt down every night.
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| 134 | We achieved the rest of our journey pleasantly, sometimes recurring
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| 135 | to Doctors' Commons, and anticipating the distant days when I
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| 136 | should be a proctor there, which Steerforth pictured in a variety
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| 137 | of humorous and whimsical lights, that made us both merry. When we
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| 138 | came to our journey's end, he went home, engaging to call upon me
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| 139 | next day but one; and I drove to Lincoln's Inn Fields, where I
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| 140 | found my aunt up, and waiting supper.
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| 141 | If I had been round the world since we parted, we could hardly have
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| 142 | been better pleased to meet again. My aunt cried outright as she
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| 143 | embraced me; and said, pretending to laugh, that if my poor mother
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| 144 | had been alive, that silly little creature would have shed tears,
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| 145 | she had no doubt.
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| 146 | 'So you have left Mr. Dick behind, aunt?' said I. 'I am sorry for
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| 147 | that. Ah, Janet, how do you do?'
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| 148 | As Janet curtsied, hoping I was well, I observed my aunt's visage
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| 149 | lengthen very much.
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| 150 | 'I am sorry for it, too,' said my aunt, rubbing her nose. 'I have
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| 151 | had no peace of mind, Trot, since I have been here.'
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| 152 | Before I could ask why, she told me.
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| 153 | 'I am convinced,' said my aunt, laying her hand with melancholy
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| 154 | firmness on the table, 'that Dick's character is not a character to
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| 155 | keep the donkeys off. I am confident he wants strength of purpose.
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| 156 | I ought to have left Janet at home, instead, and then my mind might
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| 157 | perhaps have been at ease. If ever there was a donkey trespassing
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| 158 | on my green,' said my aunt, with emphasis, 'there was one this
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| 159 | afternoon at four o'clock. A cold feeling came over me from head
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| 160 | to foot, and I know it was a donkey!'
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| 161 | I tried to comfort her on this point, but she rejected consolation.
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| 162 | 'It was a donkey,' said my aunt; 'and it was the one with the
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| 163 | stumpy tail which that Murdering sister of a woman rode, when she
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| 164 | came to my house.' This had been, ever since, the only name my
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| 165 | aunt knew for Miss Murdstone. 'If there is any Donkey in Dover,
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| 166 | whose audacity it is harder to me to bear than another's, that,'
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| 167 | said my aunt, striking the table, 'is the animal!'
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| 168 | Janet ventured to suggest that my aunt might be disturbing herself
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| 169 | unnecessarily, and that she believed the donkey in question was
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| 170 | then engaged in the sand-and-gravel line of business, and was not
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| 171 | available for purposes of trespass. But my aunt wouldn't hear of
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| 172 | it.
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| 173 | Supper was comfortably served and hot, though my aunt's rooms were
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| 174 | very high up - whether that she might have more stone stairs for
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| 175 | her money, or might be nearer to the door in the roof, I don't know
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| 176 | - and consisted of a roast fowl, a steak, and some vegetables, to
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| 177 | all of which I did ample justice, and which were all excellent.
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| 178 | But my aunt had her own ideas concerning London provision, and ate
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| 179 | but little.
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| 180 | 'I suppose this unfortunate fowl was born and brought up in a
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| 181 | cellar,' said my aunt, 'and never took the air except on a hackney
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| 182 | coach-stand. I hope the steak may be beef, but I don't believe it.
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| 183 | Nothing's genuine in the place, in my opinion, but the dirt.'
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| 184 | 'Don't you think the fowl may have come out of the country, aunt?'
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| 185 | I hinted.
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| 186 | 'Certainly not,' returned my aunt. 'It would be no pleasure to a
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| 187 | London tradesman to sell anything which was what he pretended it
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| 188 | was.'
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| 189 | I did not venture to controvert this opinion, but I made a good
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| 190 | supper, which it greatly satisfied her to see me do. When the
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| 191 | table was cleared, Janet assisted her to arrange her hair, to put
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| 192 | on her nightcap, which was of a smarter construction than usual
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| 193 | ('in case of fire', my aunt said), and to fold her gown back over
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| 194 | her knees, these being her usual preparations for warming herself
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| 195 | before going to bed. I then made her, according to certain
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| 196 | established regulations from which no deviation, however slight,
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| 197 | could ever be permitted, a glass of hot wine and water, and a slice
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| 198 | of toast cut into long thin strips. With these accompaniments we
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| 199 | were left alone to finish the evening, my aunt sitting opposite to
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| 200 | me drinking her wine and water; soaking her strips of toast in it,
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| 201 | one by one, before eating them; and looking benignantly on me, from
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| 202 | among the borders of her nightcap.
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| 203 | 'Well, Trot,' she began, 'what do you think of the proctor plan?
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| 204 | Or have you not begun to think about it yet?'
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| 205 | 'I have thought a good deal about it, my dear aunt, and I have
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| 206 | talked a good deal about it with Steerforth. I like it very much
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| 207 | indeed. I like it exceedingly.'
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| 208 | 'Come!' said my aunt. 'That's cheering!'
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| 209 | 'I have only one difficulty, aunt.'
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| 210 | 'Say what it is, Trot,' she returned.
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| 211 | 'Why, I want to ask, aunt, as this seems, from what I understand,
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| 212 | to be a limited profession, whether my entrance into it would not
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| 213 | be very expensive?'
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| 214 | 'It will cost,' returned my aunt, 'to article you, just a thousand
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| 215 | pounds.'
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| 216 | 'Now, my dear aunt,' said I, drawing my chair nearer, 'I am uneasy
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| 217 | in my mind about that. It's a large sum of money. You have
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| 218 | expended a great deal on my education, and have always been as
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| 219 | liberal to me in all things as it was possible to be. You have
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| 220 | been the soul of generosity. Surely there are some ways in which
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| 221 | I might begin life with hardly any outlay, and yet begin with a
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| 222 | good hope of getting on by resolution and exertion. Are you sure
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| 223 | that it would not be better to try that course? Are you certain
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| 224 | that you can afford to part with so much money, and that it is
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| 225 | right that it should be so expended? I only ask you, my second
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| 226 | mother, to consider. Are you certain?'
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| 227 | My aunt finished eating the piece of toast on which she was then
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| 228 | engaged, looking me full in the face all the while; and then
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| 229 | setting her glass on the chimney-piece, and folding her hands upon
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| 230 | her folded skirts, replied as follows:
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| 231 | 'Trot, my child, if I have any object in life, it is to provide for
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| 232 | your being a good, a sensible, and a happy man. I am bent upon it
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| 233 | - so is Dick. I should like some people that I know to hear Dick's
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| 234 | conversation on the subject. Its sagacity is wonderful. But no
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| 235 | one knows the resources of that man's intellect, except myself!'
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| 236 | She stopped for a moment to take my hand between hers, and went on:
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| 237 | 'It's in vain, Trot, to recall the past, unless it works some
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| 238 | influence upon the present. Perhaps I might have been better
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| 239 | friends with your poor father. Perhaps I might have been better
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| 240 | friends with that poor child your mother, even after your sister
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| 241 | Betsey Trotwood disappointed me. When you came to me, a little
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| 242 | runaway boy, all dusty and way-worn, perhaps I thought so. From
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| 243 | that time until now, Trot, you have ever been a credit to me and a
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| 244 | pride and a pleasure. I have no other claim upon my means; at
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| 245 | least' - here to my surprise she hesitated, and was confused - 'no,
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| 246 | I have no other claim upon my means - and you are my adopted child.
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| 247 | Only be a loving child to me in my age, and bear with my whims and
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| 248 | fancies; and you will do more for an old woman whose prime of life
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| 249 | was not so happy or conciliating as it might have been, than ever
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| 250 | that old woman did for you.'
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| 251 | It was the first time I had heard my aunt refer to her past
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| 252 | history. There was a magnanimity in her quiet way of doing so, and
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| 253 | of dismissing it, which would have exalted her in my respect and
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| 254 | affection, if anything could.
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| 255 | 'All is agreed and understood between us, now, Trot,' said my aunt,
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| 256 | 'and we need talk of this no more. Give me a kiss, and we'll go to
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| 257 | the Commons after breakfast tomorrow.'
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| 258 | We had a long chat by the fire before we went to bed. I slept in
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| 259 | a room on the same floor with my aunt's, and was a little disturbed
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| 260 | in the course of the night by her knocking at my door as often as
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| 261 | she was agitated by a distant sound of hackney-coaches or
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| 262 | market-carts, and inquiring, 'if I heard the engines?' But towards
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| 263 | morning she slept better, and suffered me to do so too.
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| 264 | At about mid-day, we set out for the office of Messrs Spenlow and
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| 265 | Jorkins, in Doctors' Commons. My aunt, who had this other general
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| 266 | opinion in reference to London, that every man she saw was a
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| 267 | pickpocket, gave me her purse to carry for her, which had ten
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| 268 | guineas in it and some silver.
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| 269 | We made a pause at the toy shop in Fleet Street, to see the giants
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| 270 | of Saint Dunstan's strike upon the bells - we had timed our going,
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| 271 | so as to catch them at it, at twelve o'clock - and then went on
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| 272 | towards Ludgate Hill, and St. Paul's Churchyard. We were crossing
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| 273 | to the former place, when I found that my aunt greatly accelerated
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| 274 | her speed, and looked frightened. I observed, at the same time,
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| 275 | that a lowering ill-dressed man who had stopped and stared at us in
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| 276 | passing, a little before, was coming so close after us as to brush
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| 277 | against her.
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| 278 | 'Trot! My dear Trot!' cried my aunt, in a terrified whisper, and
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| 279 | pressing my arm. 'I don't know what I am to do.'
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| 280 | 'Don't be alarmed,' said I. 'There's nothing to be afraid of.
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| 281 | Step into a shop, and I'll soon get rid of this fellow.'
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| 282 | 'No, no, child!' she returned. 'Don't speak to him for the world.
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| 283 | I entreat, I order you!'
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| 284 | 'Good Heaven, aunt!' said I. 'He is nothing but a sturdy
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| 285 | beggar.'
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| 286 | 'You don't know what he is!' replied my aunt. 'You don't know who
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| 287 | he is! You don't know what you say!'
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| 288 | We had stopped in an empty door-way, while this was passing, and he
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| 289 | had stopped too.
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| 290 | 'Don't look at him!' said my aunt, as I turned my head indignantly,
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| 291 | 'but get me a coach, my dear, and wait for me in St. Paul's
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| 292 | Churchyard.'
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| 293 | 'Wait for you?' I replied.
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| 294 | 'Yes,' rejoined my aunt. 'I must go alone. I must go with him.'
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| 295 | 'With him, aunt? This man?'
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| 296 | 'I am in my senses,' she replied, 'and I tell you I must. Get mea
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| 297 | coach!'
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| 298 | However much astonished I might be, I was sensible that I had no
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| 299 | right to refuse compliance with such a peremptory command. I
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| 300 | hurried away a few paces, and called a hackney-chariot which was
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| 301 | passing empty. Almost before I could let down the steps, my aunt
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| 302 | sprang in, I don't know how, and the man followed. She waved her
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| 303 | hand to me to go away, so earnestly, that, all confounded as I was,
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| 304 | I turned from them at once. In doing so, I heard her say to the
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| 305 | coachman, 'Drive anywhere! Drive straight on!' and presently the
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| 306 | chariot passed me, going up the hill.
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| 307 | What Mr. Dick had told me, and what I had supposed to be a delusion
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| 308 | of his, now came into my mind. I could not doubt that this person
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| 309 | was the person of whom he had made such mysterious mention, though
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| 310 | what the nature of his hold upon my aunt could possibly be, I was
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| 311 | quite unable to imagine. After half an hour's cooling in the
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| 312 | churchyard, I saw the chariot coming back. The driver stopped
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| 313 | beside me, and my aunt was sitting in it alone.
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| 314 | She had not yet sufficiently recovered from her agitation to be
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| 315 | quite prepared for the visit we had to make. She desired me to get
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| 316 | into the chariot, and to tell the coachman to drive slowly up and
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| 317 | down a little while. She said no more, except, 'My dear child,
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| 318 | never ask me what it was, and don't refer to it,' until she had
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| 319 | perfectly regained her composure, when she told me she was quite
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| 320 | herself now, and we might get out. On her giving me her purse to
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| 321 | pay the driver, I found that all the guineas were gone, and only
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| 322 | the loose silver remained.
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| 323 | Doctors' Commons was approached by a little low archway. Before we
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| 324 | had taken many paces down the street beyond it, the noise of the
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| 325 | city seemed to melt, as if by magic, into a softened distance. A
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| 326 | few dull courts and narrow ways brought us to the sky-lighted
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| 327 | offices of Spenlow and Jorkins; in the vestibule of which temple,
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| 328 | accessible to pilgrims without the ceremony of knocking, three or
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| 329 | four clerks were at work as copyists. One of these, a little dry
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| 330 | man, sitting by himself, who wore a stiff brown wig that looked as
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| 331 | if it were made of gingerbread, rose to receive my aunt, and show
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| 332 | us into Mr. Spenlow's room.
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| 333 | 'Mr. Spenlow's in Court, ma'am,' said the dry man; 'it's an Arches
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| 334 | day; but it's close by, and I'll send for him directly.'
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| 335 | As we were left to look about us while Mr. Spenlow was fetched, I
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| 336 | availed myself of the opportunity. The furniture of the room was
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| 337 | old-fashioned and dusty; and the green baize on the top of the
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| 338 | writing-table had lost all its colour, and was as withered and pale
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| 339 | as an old pauper. There were a great many bundles of papers on it,
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| 340 | some endorsed as Allegations, and some (to my surprise) as Libels,
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| 341 | and some as being in the Consistory Court, and some in the Arches
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| 342 | Court, and some in the Prerogative Court, and some in the Admiralty
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| 343 | Court, and some in the Delegates' Court; giving me occasion to
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| 344 | wonder much, how many Courts there might be in the gross, and how
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| 345 | long it would take to understand them all. Besides these, there
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| 346 | were sundry immense manuscript Books of Evidence taken on
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| 347 | affidavit, strongly bound, and tied together in massive sets, a set
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| 348 | to each cause, as if every cause were a history in ten or twenty
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| 349 | volumes. All this looked tolerably expensive, I thought, and gave
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| 350 | me an agreeable notion of a proctor's business. I was casting my
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| 351 | eyes with increasing complacency over these and many similar
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| 352 | objects, when hasty footsteps were heard in the room outside, and
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| 353 | Mr. Spenlow, in a black gown trimmed with white fur, came hurrying
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| 354 | in, taking off his hat as he came.
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| 355 | He was a little light-haired gentleman, with undeniable boots, and
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| 356 | the stiffest of white cravats and shirt-collars. He was buttoned
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| 357 | up, mighty trim and tight, and must have taken a great deal of
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| 358 | pains with his whiskers, which were accurately curled. His gold
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| 359 | watch-chain was so massive, that a fancy came across me, that he
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| 360 | ought to have a sinewy golden arm, to draw it out with, like those
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| 361 | which are put up over the goldbeaters' shops. He was got up with
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| 362 | such care, and was so stiff, that he could hardly bend himself;
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| 363 | being obliged, when he glanced at some papers on his desk, after
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| 364 | sitting down in his chair, to move his whole body, from the bottom
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| 365 | of his spine, like Punch.
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| 366 | I had previously been presented by my aunt, and had been
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| 367 | courteously received. He now said:
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| 368 | 'And so, Mr. Copperfield, you think of entering into our
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| 369 | profession? I casually mentioned to Miss Trotwood, when I had the
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| 370 | pleasure of an interview with her the other day,' - with another
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| 371 | inclination of his body - Punch again - 'that there was a vacancy
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| 372 | here. Miss Trotwood was good enough to mention that she had a
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| 373 | nephew who was her peculiar care, and for whom she was seeking to
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| 374 | provide genteelly in life. That nephew, I believe, I have now the
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| 375 | pleasure of' - Punch again.
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| 376 | I bowed my acknowledgements, and said, my aunt had mentioned to me
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| 377 | that there was that opening, and that I believed I should like it
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| 378 | very much. That I was strongly inclined to like it, and had taken
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| 379 | immediately to the proposal. That I could not absolutely pledge
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| 380 | myself to like it, until I knew something more about it. That
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| 381 | although it was little else than a matter of form, I presumed I
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| 382 | should have an opportunity of trying how I liked it, before I bound
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| 383 | myself to it irrevocably.
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| 384 | 'Oh surely! surely!' said Mr. Spenlow. 'We always, in this house,
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| 385 | propose a month - an initiatory month. I should be happy, myself,
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| 386 | to propose two months - three - an indefinite period, in fact - but
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| 387 | I have a partner. Mr. Jorkins.'
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| 388 | 'And the premium, sir,' I returned, 'is a thousand pounds?'
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| 389 | 'And the premium, Stamp included, is a thousand pounds,' said Mr.
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| 390 | Spenlow. 'As I have mentioned to Miss Trotwood, I am actuated by
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| 391 | no mercenary considerations; few men are less so, I believe; but
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| 392 | Mr. Jorkins has his opinions on these subjects, and I am bound to
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| 393 | respect Mr. Jorkins's opinions. Mr. Jorkins thinks a thousand
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| 394 | pounds too little, in short.'
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| 395 | 'I suppose, sir,' said I, still desiring to spare my aunt, 'that it
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| 396 | is not the custom here, if an articled clerk were particularly
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| 397 | useful, and made himself a perfect master of his profession' - I
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| 398 | could not help blushing, this looked so like praising myself - 'I
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| 399 | suppose it is not the custom, in the later years of his time, to
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| 400 | allow him any -'
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| 401 | Mr. Spenlow, by a great effort, just lifted his head far enough out
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| 402 | of his cravat to shake it, and answered, anticipating the word
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| 403 | 'salary':
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| 404 | 'No. I will not say what consideration I might give to that point
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| 405 | myself, Mr. Copperfield, if I were unfettered. Mr. Jorkins is
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| 406 | immovable.'
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| 407 | I was quite dismayed by the idea of this terrible Jorkins. But I
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| 408 | found out afterwards that he was a mild man of a heavy temperament,
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| 409 | whose place in the business was to keep himself in the background,
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| 410 | and be constantly exhibited by name as the most obdurate and
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| 411 | ruthless of men. If a clerk wanted his salary raised, Mr. Jorkins
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| 412 | wouldn't listen to such a proposition. If a client were slow to
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| 413 | settle his bill of costs, Mr. Jorkins was resolved to have it paid;
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| 414 | and however painful these things might be (and always were) to the
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| 415 | feelings of Mr. Spenlow, Mr. Jorkins would have his bond. The
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| 416 | heart and hand of the good angel Spenlow would have been always
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| 417 | open, but for the restraining demon Jorkins. As I have grown
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| 418 | older, I think I have had experience of some other houses doing
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| 419 | business on the principle of Spenlow and Jorkins!
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| 420 | It was settled that I should begin my month's probation as soon as
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| 421 | I pleased, and that my aunt need neither remain in town nor return
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| 422 | at its expiration, as the articles of agreement, of which I was to
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| 423 | be the subject, could easily be sent to her at home for her
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| 424 | signature. When we had got so far, Mr. Spenlow offered to take me
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| 425 | into Court then and there, and show me what sort of place it was.
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| 426 | As I was willing enough to know, we went out with this object,
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| 427 | leaving my aunt behind; who would trust herself, she said, in no
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| 428 | such place, and who, I think, regarded all Courts of Law as a sort
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| 429 | of powder-mills that might blow up at any time.
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| 430 | Mr. Spenlow conducted me through a paved courtyard formed of grave
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| 431 | brick houses, which I inferred, from the Doctors' names upon the
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| 432 | doors, to be the official abiding-places of the learned advocates
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| 433 | of whom Steerforth had told me; and into a large dull room, not
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| 434 | unlike a chapel to my thinking, on the left hand. The upper part
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| 435 | of this room was fenced off from the rest; and there, on the two
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| 436 | sides of a raised platform of the horse-shoe form, sitting on easy
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| 437 | old-fashioned dining-room chairs, were sundry gentlemen in red
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| 438 | gowns and grey wigs, whom I found to be the Doctors aforesaid.
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| 439 | Blinking over a little desk like a pulpit-desk, in the curve of the
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| 440 | horse-shoe, was an old gentleman, whom, if I had seen him in an
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| 441 | aviary, I should certainly have taken for an owl, but who, I
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| 442 | learned, was the presiding judge. In the space within the
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| 443 | horse-shoe, lower than these, that is to say, on about the level of
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| 444 | the floor, were sundry other gentlemen, of Mr. Spenlow's rank, and
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| 445 | dressed like him in black gowns with white fur upon them, sitting
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| 446 | at a long green table. Their cravats were in general stiff, I
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| 447 | thought, and their looks haughty; but in this last respect I
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| 448 | presently conceived I had done them an injustice, for when two or
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| 449 | three of them had to rise and answer a question of the presiding
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| 450 | dignitary, I never saw anything more sheepish. The public,
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| 451 | represented by a boy with a comforter, and a shabby-genteel man
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| 452 | secretly eating crumbs out of his coat pockets, was warming itself
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| 453 | at a stove in the centre of the Court. The languid stillness of
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| 454 | the place was only broken by the chirping of this fire and by the
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| 455 | voice of one of the Doctors, who was wandering slowly through a
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| 456 | perfect library of evidence, and stopping to put up, from time to
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| 457 | time, at little roadside inns of argument on the journey.
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| 458 | Altogether, I have never, on any occasion, made one at such a
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| 459 | cosey, dosey, old-fashioned, time-forgotten, sleepy-headed little
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| 460 | family-party in all my life; and I felt it would be quite a
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| 461 | soothing opiate to belong to it in any character - except perhaps
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| 462 | as a suitor.
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| 463 | Very well satisfied with the dreamy nature of this retreat, I
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| 464 | informed Mr. Spenlow that I had seen enough for that time, and we
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| 465 | rejoined my aunt; in company with whom I presently departed from
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| 466 | the Commons, feeling very young when I went out of Spenlow and
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| 467 | Jorkins's, on account of the clerks poking one another with their
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| 468 | pens to point me out.
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| 469 | We arrived at Lincoln's Inn Fields without any new adventures,
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| 470 | except encountering an unlucky donkey in a costermonger's cart, who
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| 471 | suggested painful associations to my aunt. We had another long
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| 472 | talk about my plans, when we were safely housed; and as I knew she
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| 473 | was anxious to get home, and, between fire, food, and pickpockets,
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| 474 | could never be considered at her ease for half-an-hour in London,
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| 475 | I urged her not to be uncomfortable on my account, but to leave me
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| 476 | to take care of myself.
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| 477 | 'I have not been here a week tomorrow, without considering that
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| 478 | too, my dear,' she returned. 'There is a furnished little set of
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| 479 | chambers to be let in the Adelphi, Trot, which ought to suit you to
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| 480 | a marvel.'
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| 481 | With this brief introduction, she produced from her pocket an
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| 482 | advertisement, carefully cut out of a newspaper, setting forth that
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| 483 | in Buckingham Street in the Adelphi there was to be let furnished,
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| 484 | with a view of the river, a singularly desirable, and compact set
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| 485 | of chambers, forming a genteel residence for a young gentleman, a
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| 486 | member of one of the Inns of Court, or otherwise, with immediate
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| 487 | possession. Terms moderate, and could be taken for a month only,
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| 488 | if required.
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| 489 | 'Why, this is the very thing, aunt!' said I, flushed with the
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| 490 | possible dignity of living in chambers.
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| 491 | 'Then come,' replied my aunt, immediately resuming the bonnet she
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| 492 | had a minute before laid aside. 'We'll go and look at 'em.'
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| 493 | Away we went. The advertisement directed us to apply to Mrs. Crupp
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| 494 | on the premises, and we rung the area bell, which we supposed to
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| 495 | communicate with Mrs. Crupp. It was not until we had rung three or
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| 496 | four times that we could prevail on Mrs. Crupp to communicate with
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| 497 | us, but at last she appeared, being a stout lady with a flounce of
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| 498 | flannel petticoat below a nankeen gown.
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| 499 | 'Let us see these chambers of yours, if you please, ma'am,' said my
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| 500 | aunt.
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| 501 | 'For this gentleman?' said Mrs. Crupp, feeling in her pocket for
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| 502 | her keys.
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| 503 | 'Yes, for my nephew,' said my aunt.
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| 504 | 'And a sweet set they is for sich!' said Mrs. Crupp.
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| 505 | So we went upstairs.
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| 506 | They were on the top of the house - a great point with my aunt,
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| 507 | being near the fire-escape - and consisted of a little half-blind
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| 508 | entry where you could see hardly anything, a little stone-blind
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| 509 | pantry where you could see nothing at all, a sitting-room, and a
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| 510 | bedroom. The furniture was rather faded, but quite good enough for
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| 511 | me; and, sure enough, the river was outside the windows.
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| 512 | As I was delighted with the place, my aunt and Mrs. Crupp withdrew
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| 513 | into the pantry to discuss the terms, while I remained on the
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| 514 | sitting-room sofa, hardly daring to think it possible that I could
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| 515 | be destined to live in such a noble residence. After a single
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| 516 | combat of some duration they returned, and I saw, to my joy, both
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| 517 | in Mrs. Crupp's countenance and in my aunt's, that the deed was
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| 518 | done.
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| 519 | 'Is it the last occupant's furniture?' inquired my aunt.
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| 520 | 'Yes, it is, ma'am,' said Mrs. Crupp.
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| 521 | 'What's become of him?' asked my aunt.
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| 522 | Mrs. Crupp was taken with a troublesome cough, in the midst of
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| 523 | which she articulated with much difficulty. 'He was took ill here,
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| 524 | ma'am, and - ugh! ugh! ugh! dear me! - and he died!'
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| 525 | 'Hey! What did he die of?' asked my aunt.
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| 526 | 'Well, ma'am, he died of drink,' said Mrs. Crupp, in confidence.
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| 527 | 'And smoke.'
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| 528 | 'Smoke? You don't mean chimneys?' said my aunt.
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| 529 | 'No, ma'am,' returned Mrs. Crupp. 'Cigars and pipes.'
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| 530 | 'That's not catching, Trot, at any rate,' remarked my aunt, turning
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| 531 | to me.
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| 532 | 'No, indeed,' said I.
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| 533 | In short, my aunt, seeing how enraptured I was with the premises,
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| 534 | took them for a month, with leave to remain for twelve months when
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| 535 | that time was out. Mrs. Crupp was to find linen, and to cook;
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| 536 | every other necessary was already provided; and Mrs. Crupp
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| 537 | expressly intimated that she should always yearn towards me as a
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| 538 | son. I was to take possession the day after tomorrow, and Mrs.
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| 539 | Crupp said, thank Heaven she had now found summun she could care
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| 540 | for!
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| 541 | On our way back, my aunt informed me how she confidently trusted
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| 542 | that the life I was now to lead would make me firm and
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| 543 | self-reliant, which was all I wanted. She repeated this several
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| 544 | times next day, in the intervals of our arranging for the
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| 545 | transmission of my clothes and books from Mr. Wickfield's; relative
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| 546 | to which, and to all my late holiday, I wrote a long letter to
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| 547 | Agnes, of which my aunt took charge, as she was to leave on the
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| 548 | succeeding day. Not to lengthen these particulars, I need only
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| 549 | add, that she made a handsome provision for all my possible wants
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| 550 | during my month of trial; that Steerforth, to my great
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| 551 | disappointment and hers too, did not make his appearance before she
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| 552 | went away; that I saw her safely seated in the Dover coach,
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| 553 | exulting in the coming discomfiture of the vagrant donkeys, with
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| 554 | Janet at her side; and that when the coach was gone, I turned my
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| 555 | face to the Adelphi, pondering on the old days when I used to roam
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| 556 | about its subterranean arches, and on the happy changes which had
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| 557 | brought me to the surface.
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